I’m sure I’ve mentioned Lawrence Miles here before, but he’s just put up the kind of post that makes me realize just how happy I am that Doctor Who is British:
Why have I never before noticed that “strategem” is “megatarts” backwards? Obviously, we can say with some confidence that “The Sontaran Megatarts” would have been preferable to what Helen Raynor actually gave us: I imagine them being something like mass-cloned blow-up-dolls, with three realistic holes, or four if you’re dirty and want to use the probic vent.